Clearly I was Unconscious

I woke up this morning, hopped out of bed
Ten minutes later, I had a second head
What caused it I asked, was it something I did?
Just then I realized; this is one of the wonders of being a teenage kid
I grabbed all my make up, pulled the cover up out
Globbed it onto my forehead, yet I still had a reason to pout
I used up my make up, my face was soon orange
So I washed it all off, down my face it came pourin'
Then i picked up my pace, this thing wouldn't budge
I grew so frustrated, I was ready to get the sledge (hammer)
I finally gave up, the monster would win
But I had an idea, and I let out a grin
I came up with some bogus lie, about how I hit the door's corner
I made people chuckle, I said "it came outta nowhere!"

This was the only cover up I ever truly needed